Weird NLP Poems

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"Beginner Level"
Big Red Nose
Club Follies
How And WHY The
Big Red Nose Club
Site Was Created
Weird Waiter Antics
School Teacher
Impresses Wife
Fiona's Waiters
FIGHT Over Her!
Great Service
At Nightclub
Our Waitress
Thanked Us
He Called
Me Sir!
Realtor Gets
12% Discount
For 12 Ladies

More Nose Tales...
"Intermediate Level"
Big Red Nose
Club Hijinks
Weird Whipping
Lumpy Mail
His Waitress Tries
To PICK HIM UP!
Pretty Waitress
DOES Pick Him Up!

More Nose Stories...
"Big Brass Balls and Ovaries"
Big Red Nose
Club Adventures
Fortune Cookie
Thank Yous
Company Mind Maps

More Trouble...
"Forbidden NLP
Strategies"
Sonya Screams

God-Like NLP Vibrations
E-zine #205

Dear friend,
Thank you for not holding your Big Red Nose as we recite some poems.
Roses are Red.
Shoes are Black.
I eat prunes
Lying on my back.
You may not think much of my poetry.
You're forgiven. You were ruined EARLY.
By our wonderful school system.
While we and our Big Red Nose Club members. Escaped mostly unscathed.
Except for what my 3rd grade teacher did to me. Big woman. Built like a linebacker. Ms. Lamotte held me up-side down in the trash can.
Could be why my poetry is slightly out of WACK. Decidedly odd.
WEIRD.
GOOD news though...
Turns out we aren't alone in the WEIRD poetry department!
Charles in the UK is a WEIRD NLP poet too.
We are helping Charles write love letters and poems to his girl friend - that he has not yet met. But is invited to come visit in Argentina.
It gladdens the heart.
To hear Charles tell how he used the NLP in: "Bartenders guide on How To Make Women JUMP" and "Bartenders Guide on how to make Women JUMP Higher" to get Tonya to stand up and YELL out loud. Right there in the Internet Cafe.
I should tell you that "The Zip" is "The Zipper" - which you learn in "JUMP Higher" - You create an emotion in him or her with words, make it stronger - then zip 100 times higher on instant messaging - Internet.
Strong men or women on the other side of the world will YELL and Scream - in a GOOD way.
==============================================
I got this south amreican girl - Tonja - to tell me her procees for falling in love, and then i used her key NLP words back in a poem, she was doing "the zip" in the internet cafe, she said everyone was staring at her as if she is mad.
===============================================
Ok.
Mad Poem workshop:
Here is what Tonya said to Charles' questions. All questions taken from our audiotape program "Enchanted NLP from the Big Red Nose Club."
And you thought it was just for SELLING.
NOT so.
Ok. Guys. Gals.
What we've done below is weave Tonya's Emotion-words into Poetry.
More powerful than any other. To Tonya.
Because we used Tonya's own, personal feelings in her own poem.
Next step is for Charles to send it to Tonya. We'll see if we made a sale or not.
=====================================================
1- YOU FOCUS ON MAKING THE OTHER PERSON HAPPY AND SHARING THE LOVE YOU HAVE WITH THEM. GIVING 100% TO THEM N BECOMING ONE WITH THEIR SOUL.
2- SPENDING TIME WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE. LYING IN THEIR ARMS WITH THE ATMOSPHERE FILLED WITH THE LOVE PRESENT.
3- THE LITLE SUPRISES ON THE JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY WHEN YOU BEGIN TO REVEAL THE DIFFERENT LAYERS IN PERSON.
4- THE FEELING OF BEING WANTED AND LOVED.
======================================================
Sharing the Love W/Tonya
Sharing the love,
From so far away,
Like a happy dove,
Cooing from Above.
Becoming one with your Soul,
Is my immediate goal.
You make me feel whole,
Instead of my normal lump of coal.
The timeless atmosphere,
We share my dear,
Is becoming more clear,
It begins to kick into gear,
As if you & I were near.
Wanted & Loved Layers,
Like vibrations one hears,
Quiet and calm fears,
Take away tears.
Proof is the way we feel,
As Surprise Emotions heal.
Your invisible arms reveal,
Internet vibrations our love seal.
======================================
Action Summary
#1 - In a sales situation -- you get - then repeat back his or her Emotional words. Then link their words to what you want to sell. The best way we've EVER found is to use the 4 TRANCE LOCK questions in "Enchanted NLP..." at weird2.enchantednlp.com
#2 - Charles wants compressed Emotion to send to his lady love. For that you need NLP POETRY.
Glenn


	"Beginner Level" Big Red Nose Club Follies How And WHY The Big Red Nose Club Site Was Created Weird Waiter Antics School Teacher Impresses Wife Fiona's Waiters FIGHT Over Her! Great Service At Nightclub Our Waitress Thanked Us He Called Me Sir! Realtor Gets 12% Discount For 12 Ladies More Nose Tales... "Intermediate Level" Big Red Nose Club Hijinks Weird Whipping Lumpy Mail His Waitress Tries To PICK HIM UP! Pretty Waitress DOES Pick Him Up! More Nose Stories... "Big Brass Balls and Ovaries" Big Red Nose Club Adventures Fortune Cookie Thank Yous Company Mind Maps More Trouble... "Forbidden NLP Strategies" Sonya Screams
			God-Like NLP Vibrations E-zine #205 Dear friend, Thank you for not holding your Big Red Nose as we recite some poems. Roses are Red. Shoes are Black. I eat prunes Lying on my back. You may not think much of my poetry. You're forgiven. You were ruined EARLY. By our wonderful school system. While we and our Big Red Nose Club members. Escaped mostly unscathed. Except for what my 3rd grade teacher did to me. Big woman. Built like a linebacker. Ms. Lamotte held me up-side down in the trash can. Could be why my poetry is slightly out of WACK. Decidedly odd. WEIRD. GOOD news though... Turns out we aren't alone in the WEIRD poetry department! Charles in the UK is a WEIRD NLP poet too. We are helping Charles write love letters and poems to his girl friend - that he has not yet met. But is invited to come visit in Argentina. It gladdens the heart. To hear Charles tell how he used the NLP in: "Bartenders guide on How To Make Women JUMP" and "Bartenders Guide on how to make Women JUMP Higher" to get Tonya to stand up and YELL out loud. Right there in the Internet Cafe. I should tell you that "The Zip" is "The Zipper" - which you learn in "JUMP Higher" - You create an emotion in him or her with words, make it stronger - then zip 100 times higher on instant messaging - Internet. Strong men or women on the other side of the world will YELL and Scream - in a GOOD way. ============================================== I got this south amreican girl - Tonja - to tell me her procees for falling in love, and then i used her key NLP words back in a poem, she was doing "the zip" in the internet cafe, she said everyone was staring at her as if she is mad. =============================================== Ok. Mad Poem workshop: Here is what Tonya said to Charles' questions. All questions taken from our audiotape program "Enchanted NLP from the Big Red Nose Club." And you thought it was just for SELLING. NOT so. Ok. Guys. Gals. What we've done below is weave Tonya's Emotion-words into Poetry. More powerful than any other. To Tonya. Because we used Tonya's own, personal feelings in her own poem. Next step is for Charles to send it to Tonya. We'll see if we made a sale or not. ===================================================== 1- YOU FOCUS ON MAKING THE OTHER PERSON HAPPY AND SHARING THE LOVE YOU HAVE WITH THEM. GIVING 100% TO THEM N BECOMING ONE WITH THEIR SOUL. 2- SPENDING TIME WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE. LYING IN THEIR ARMS WITH THE ATMOSPHERE FILLED WITH THE LOVE PRESENT. 3- THE LITLE SUPRISES ON THE JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY WHEN YOU BEGIN TO REVEAL THE DIFFERENT LAYERS IN PERSON. 4- THE FEELING OF BEING WANTED AND LOVED. ====================================================== Sharing the Love W/Tonya Sharing the love, From so far away, Like a happy dove, Cooing from Above. Becoming one with your Soul, Is my immediate goal. You make me feel whole, Instead of my normal lump of coal. The timeless atmosphere, We share my dear, Is becoming more clear, It begins to kick into gear, As if you & I were near. Wanted & Loved Layers, Like vibrations one hears, Quiet and calm fears, Take away tears. Proof is the way we feel, As Surprise Emotions heal. Your invisible arms reveal, Internet vibrations our love seal. ====================================== Action Summary #1 - In a sales situation -- you get - then repeat back his or her Emotional words. Then link their words to what you want to sell. The best way we've EVER found is to use the 4 TRANCE LOCK questions in "Enchanted NLP..." at weird2.enchantednlp.com #2 - Charles wants compressed Emotion to send to his lady love. For that you need NLP POETRY. Glenn