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"Beginner Level"

Big Red Nose
Club Follies

How And WHY The
Big Red Nose Club
Site Was Created

Weird Waiter Antics

School Teacher
Impresses Wife

Fiona's Waiters
FIGHT Over Her!

Great Service
At Nightclub

Our Waitress
Thanked Us

He Called
Me Sir!

Realtor Gets
12% Discount
For 12 Ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Nose Tales...

"Intermediate Level"

Big Red Nose
Club Hijinks

Weird Whipping

Lumpy Mail

His Waitress Tries
To PICK HIM UP!

Pretty Waitress
DOES Pick Him Up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Nose Stories...

"Big Brass Balls and Ovaries"

Big Red Nose
Club Adventures

Fortune Cookie
Thank Yous

Company Mind Maps

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Trouble...

"Forbidden NLP
Strategies"

Sonya Screams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God-Like NLP Vibrations
E-zine #206

 

Dear friend,

Thank you for joining our Free E-zine.

You've heard of "Lumpy" mail.

You know about these direct mail guru's who GRAB attention. They tell you to -- Get your envelope opened by putting bulky items in with your sales letters.

Well.

I did a speech not too long ago. For the owner of an Advertising Specialties Company.

HIS favorite "Lumpy Mail" story is BIGGER than "lumpy mail.".

A LOT bigger.

Each time he targets a prospect for his services. He goes to the food store. Then to the post office.

Has them weight his

big
fat
green
watermelon

Slap stamps and the name of the prospective client on an address sticker on it's NAKED GREEN side.

Mails that green sucker - BULK RATE.

TWO things happen...

#1 - The post office treats his bulk rate MELON better than FIRST CLASS. For fear of breaking it. Or allowing it to rot.

#2 - NO MORE COLD CALLS!

When he calls the office of his new prospect.

Receptionist...

Secretaries...

Executive Assistants...

Top Managers...

The Business owner or CEO...

He is ARMED with magic words that open ALL doors.

Quote, "Did you get the watermelon I sent your boss?"

Entire libraries of books have been written about how to get past the gate keepers so you can sell to THE BOSS.

So we just saved you a LOT of money and wasted time!

You can turn a cold call into a WARM, Fuzzy visit! --

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"SORRY - My boss is in a meeting."

to

"Hey - YOU're the one who sent the watermelon?

"Sally - I've got the lunatic who mailed the boss a watermelon on the phone.

"Let me put you through to Mr. Smith's Executive Assistant. Your water melon has created a LOT of excitement here. I don't know what you're selling but you're good!

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OK.

For anyone who wants to communicate powerfully. Step I is to GET THE ATTN of the person you wish to talk to...

"Watermelon Marketing" does THAT very, very well!

Glenn

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ACTION SUMMARY

 

#1 - You are making a mistake. At work. At home. When chatting with clients and prospects. All of us assume that people we talk to LISTEN and remember.

Not so.

95% of what you say is never heard OR remembered.

Why?

Because we SKIPPED the WATERMELON Attn Getting Step!

#2 - You can solve this in your (face to face, phone AND internet dealings with people.)

Invisibly.

Without having to shop for watermelons, either.

Watta ya' think all of the dozens of invisible, hidden God-Like NLP ideas in "Bartenders Guide on How To Make People JUMP" audio program and more than 25 Special Reports - are all about?

Grabbing the UNconscious Tranced OUT minds of people you talk to.

#3 - You HATE being UNheard, UNseen, INvisible. The FIRST step to changing what you DISLIKE in your life. To making MORE money. To getting what YOU want is...CONTROL.

Control & Manipulate the OTHER person's Trance State Emotions.

If you cannot or DO NOT break THRU to them, you do NOT exist for that person.